Its only me Steve    (87) from South West London 

What's written in most of these "profiles"? What do you think of? Drivel Tosh Fiction Plain lies. Vivid imagination Copied from elsewhere Couldn't think what else to say Thought they ought to write something profound? Helloooooooo Earth calling get real.
This is the hard part telling you about me, where do I start? I've heard about other profiles like adverts for a man telling you they drive a sports car live in a big house and have a highflying high-pressure profession. If that's the guy you're looking for you need the button at the top left, that's where the back button is on my screen anyway. On the other hand if you're looking for an average guy who's solvent, working, housed and mobile with a huge sense of humour read on you never know this could be your lucky day.
I guess I should tell you some facts about myself, I'm Steve born in 1948 married and divorced with two sons one daughter in-law and the best granddaughter on earth. I live alone in a small house in SW London. I work as a maintenance engineer, again if you're looking for a highflying City executive go find that back button now.
About every date site profile I ever read mentions walking in the park, well I like that too. Not only parks Cities and even small towns are interesting places to visit and wander around. I like to travel and go away for weekends when possible (not so much fun alone though).
I have some novel ideas for a first meeting should we ever decide to meet.
Walk on a beach? I don't think so too much oil and stuff washed up there for me. Could we walk along the prom? Doyles at The Rocks Maximes on Champs Elysee "THE" Bagel Bake on Brick lane, Sunday lunch in Ikea, Chips on a beach in the early hours? You choose.Sorry but the country pub with a log fire is out of the question! They're all full of awkward looking first daters. How about morning coffee on Waterloo Station?
Lots of exits and if we hit it off lunch in Paris! Just a starter for me Moule Marinere and two metres of bread!
Anywhere but Sam n Ella's cafe du nosh!
For a first meeting I like the idea of speed dating. Anywhere from the Old Kent Road to Mayfair. Meet for an hour to have a drink or coffee then part company and meet again on here or not as the case may be. For ladies of a frail disposition or those with a weak heart a 30-minute agreement can be made. Obviously the ladies privilege to be half an hour late for any date must be waived for the later arrangement. As I said almost every person on date sites likes to walk in a park. So that's out of the question as they'll be full too.Well the colour faded from the hair a little but it still covers the head! I like to think I'm adventurous and would try anything legal once, with the exception of Bungee jumping and one or two other similarly dangerous activities. A female colleague described me as a gent, not being one to ever argue with a lady, I have to agree I'm a gentleman, very polite, kind, considerate, generous, understanding, optimistic, caring and any other cliche you can think of!
I thought it was time for an update and a new name. Im still the same Steve.
Thanks for reading my drivel.
If any persons feel offended in any way please tell me so.
Don't forget it can't be that bad or Gordon wouldn't have let it through.
If you smiled at this profile tell me that too.
I answer to the name Steve. Go on try it!
 

I am looking for a best friend, a lady with a sense of humour, (you're gonna need it) a friend to go and see places with and do all the normal things (with the exception of Bungee jumping and one or two other similarly dangerous activities) that are much less fun when done alone.

You must fulfil two of the following criteria.
Be between 4 and 7 feet tall
Live within 1000 miles of me.
Have a sense of humour.
Like to eat out.
Be between the ages of 35 and 80
Speak English as a first second or third language
Like me.
 

Its only me Steve is 87 years old and lives in South West London. He is divorced with two children. He's 5' 11" tall and of cuddly build. He's a smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities.

Level: 9 Trusted member: yes! Joined on: 13-Mar-2002 Last logged in on: 02-Apr-2008 Last updated profile: 28-Jul-2007   Conversations with Its only me Steve

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