hunty (58) from Tyne and Wear

i was an ugly kid...the devils child...me ma n da were going to sell me to the circus cos on a good day i could spin me head around..me ma never loved me n me da well he used to tell me i wasnt born n that i was shot up a wall n the sun hatched me..sob...so i ran away from home n became a nun.me name was "sister-matic".i wasnt on friendly terms wi the bishop tho..he defrocked me cos i was always bashing him..hence the phrase "bashing the bishop!"..i was always saving "fallen men" but it became an obsession so much that by the time i was "defrocked" or "unhabited" i had two wardrobes full !...i was ferever on me knees in that confessional...the priests loved having me confess whilst they had their hands up their cassocks or whatever they call them "shaking hands wi the unemployed!..lols...i had enough o that tho so i became a huntress..i lives in a cave wi no running water..sob..no leccy..sob sob..oi !..i hopes u all got clean hankies n not snotting all over me profile..?sad aint it?...but life goes on i guess..i wasnt always so good at reading n writing neither..i was illiterate or as me dad used to say illigitimate !..mmmm lols i'm a tactile female with lots love n hugs to give..seeking the same in a male..not a user or a taker...just seeking love n happiness in life..the man i'm seeking must have no exes in the background..an ex is an ex fer a reason so you'll know what i mean..maybe i'm being fussy but i only want the best..dont want to be second best and i'm not a toy you can play with then put me away when you feel bored...you'll get respect and love from me in return..sick of heartache so if your interested..come put this heart back together again.....p.s..theres always a light at the end of the tunnel..just pray it aint a train !

good s.o.h.romantic.tall.anything else would be a bonus!must be non violent and loving caring guy who wants to settle down eventually.anything thats comfortable for both of us,a walk on the beach(as long as the tides out !),holding hands,maybe share a bag o chips n watch the sun go down on the sea,or we could go out on a saturday night n watch the locals fighting wi a bit o luck you might get invited to join in ! i just like the simple things in life !no airs n graces,i'm just me !