Heattoeat Male (53) from Hampshire

Standard greetings to all my readers.

How to sell yourself in a few seconds? You might as well try to describe the bottom of the sea. Anyway I thought I'd nick somebody else's profile, it wasn't working for them either, so I've modified it a bit.

I've a dry sense of humour and prefer clever witticisms to that of crudeness.

Not at all keen on watching TV, as it seems to consist mainly of rubbish or repeat rubbish for those that didn't understand it the first time. I'm afraid I have zero time for football, though rugby is okay. Though I do enjoy some classic films. I prefer listening to my music or the radio.

I don't like being idle and in any spare time enjoy the practical challenge of DIY and working on my motorbike (it's a blokey thing you know).

Honesty, manners and courtesy are important to me preferring to opt for opening doors for ladies, and stand aside, than barging through like an ignoramus. One of my pet dislikes is people that are incapable of correctly pronouncing 'harassment' or 'controversy'.

Essentially I'm an all round good egg and raconteur who doesn't like liars and cheats and won't suffer fools gladly. Believing that you should learn something new every day, if you don't then it's a day wasted.

A friend once described me as being pragmatic, though I don't recall having to pay for that observation.

I don't think I'm very good at talking about myself so I probably won't take it up professionally. If you want to know more then you'll have to ask.

It would be nice to find someone who is single, enjoys life, feminine, realistic, demonstrative, won't mind a show of affection in public.

Extra marital affairs and one-night stands are non-starters, but thanks for the thought.

AND someone won't mind a smoker who's trying to stop (but not very hard at times).

Ohh, and a big thanks to everyone who stops by without logging in. It's really improving my statistics count, as well as the ego.


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I'm 53 years old and come from Hampshire in the United Kingdom. I'm single with no kids. I'm 6' 0" tall and of average build. I'm a smoker and I drink occasionally. I'm here for dating.

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