handyandy47 (60) from Suffolk

About me

At long last - - you found ME!
Do come in, be comfortable, take a pew!
I say, I say I say!
What, you don't like jokes?
Move on, because I am one of those!

My interests?
Football: Give 'em 22 balls and let them get on with it!
Food: I need it, else I die –
so I might as well cook tasty meals –
no dog food, packaged for humans, for me!

What do I know? A little of everything – you'd call me an opinionated Jack of all trades and master of nuns - but then I'm not religious, but a polyglot with a penchant for linguistics and lyrics.

Well if you have kept my company so far and are not yet confused, message me (I guarantee, you will be ;-)

If you believe all the above, our senses of humour might not tally, as I take life both with a pinch of salt and full shaker of fun - don't you?

Me
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AND now its time to tell you all: I'm ill.
RE'St assured, this cancer, in time, will kill.

DREAMing not to be lonely and alone!
WISHing for a good woman of my own!
LISTen to here voice in person or on the phone!
:
CAREful not to mislead.
LOVE each other deep indeed!
AND help each other to succeed (in)
UNDERSTANDING each other's need(s)!

About you

What I am looking for?

A lovely missus,
who hugs and kisses,

shares cars, no: CARES,
as well as smiles and tears,

music all sorts,
just a little sports;

cars, jets and ships,
No chips - they go on hips!

Is that you?
Let's join in a brew!
But, I hate beer!
What do you drink, dear?

handyandy47 is 60 years old and lives in Suffolk. He is divorced with two children. He's 5' 6" tall and of cuddly build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

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