hairy coconut (52) from Wiltshire

About me

Small man Big heart of gold I'm realiably informed, that in a (Coco)nut shell is me. You want more?? Well okay then but you asked for it!! Can't smile yet ,should have looked after me gnashers when I was younger.

Recycled teenager, smoke free zone, been extinguished now and revitalised for it but just got out the trash can :up:, & need to live once more. Hey no-one's perfect not even me!! But I want be able to :laugh: again.

Not going to shower you with diamonds or pearls etc but with flowers,hugs, kisses and pinches or gentle bites of your bum.

If you want a sugar-daddy type look elsewhere. I am not going to buy your love, no I will earn it along with your respect, you'll thank me more for that in the end.

Life too short to sit there so glum, get back to me NOW!! get off your BUM !!!!

Live for today, tomorrow may never arrive

Grow old together?? What could be a nicer outcome if we click together after a little romancing.

You want more?

Then drop me a line but if I'm not what you seek then so be it, that's fine.

Love outdoor life and animals. Visiting wildlife parks to photograph the animals that's a great pastime. Could make ideal first date if you have similar interest.

Music love most, I love dancing and making a fool of myself, no Jazz or Opera buff, more like the 70s. Variety such as Abba to AC/DC, Sex Pistols to Sinitta, Ramones To Rene & Renata, and all the Glam Rock I love to dance but I need YOU too. So would YOU like to come and join ME for a boogie or a bop round the dance floor], although no John Revolting, I try.

Can hold a good conversation, & I can be serious too! Does that suit you? Mad SOH and a bit of crackpot at times as you can see try anything once (except gay sex). No offence guys just not for me,

Tactile & romantic & gentle so someone to hug, kiss and cuddle-up with would suit me just fine.

Not into 1 night-stands CASUAL SEX KILLS!!!!!!

About you

What am I looking for YOU!!! only YOU!! will do, Devil or Angel which are you? Lets meet up find out.

I want to get inside your HEAD , not just trying to get in your BED, with me loving,caring & sharing that is the onus anything more well that is a BONUS!!.

I love a REALLY BAD!!! woman! A real devil woman is ideal.

One who thinks she's an ANGEL but knows that there is that little DEVIL just waiting to re-surface anytime now.

Someone who will want me when the booze wears off the next morning and will remember my name.

How would I like you with TEA & TOAST in the MORNING please.

hairy coconut is 52 years old and lives in Wiltshire. He is divorced with three children. He's 5' 8" tall and of slim build. He's a non-smoker, who never drinks. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

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