greatkisser (91) from North London

Dear Future Lover,

" I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

" I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend any more money to meet him, and it shouldn't take mote than TEN MINUTES of your time."

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

" Allow me a minute to explain.

" This is NOT a pitch for a self-help' book. This is Not a pitch for another dating service' or one of those disgusting 08459 numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.

" So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

" Quite simply, Future Lover, this is a pitch for little old ME!

" OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

" My name is Luke and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

" I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

" I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."

But I digress .... I’m a Confident, funny, (Dr Phil) honest, Charismatic & Playful dude.

I’m Alternative by that I mean I sometimes have black nails, am growing my hair & goatee. My look & attitude is I’m ¼ Rock Star, ¼ Wrestler ¼ Super Villain & ¼ Devil but all man lol so if your looking for the norm look elsewhere I’m far too much for you to handle ;-)

What I don't want in a woman is someone who’s flakey, has no sense of humor or is high maintenance . What I love in a woman is someone who's fun, playful and loves to laugh.

If this sounds like you shot me a email.

Dr Luke


PS I have no time for MSN or the like so please don't ask!