Some birds are just too colourful and unique to be caged. They should be allowed to fly free.
As the years pass i realise i am not colourful, but i am unique, so i will be flying solo from now on.
Don`t all shout * thank god for that * at once as you`ll deafen me.
Oh i do have a dry sense of humour that often gets me into deep water, lol
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Inner Peace: This is so true
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual.
Just looking for friendship.
But if you dare to pass by my profile without leaving a message a thousand umpa lumpas will invade your garden and start singing Des o Connor songs and tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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