Well... what am i after...
erm..? same thing as you probably :- love, trust, affection & passion. but most of all someone who i can really click with - mentally challenging (or is it mentally challenged..!?) intimacy is a must - it's up there with honesty - you simply can't have one without the other... it has to be intensely relaxing, beautiful and well... just plain raucous..!
Enjoyments : holding hands, dogs in legwarmers, getting stopped in tescos for making kissy face in aisle three, bun & pillow fights, feeding the penguins, polishing the family silver...
Dis-enjoyments: girls with no hands, intolerant animals, supermarket managers, stale buns & empty pillows, getting barred from zoos, pawning the family jewels...
Recently discovered that only 9% of women are attracted to men with beards so, thats me fect then.. am not averse to having a shave for the right person (did i just write that..?) anyhoo - one step at a time eh... am fit, tall, solvent, hilarious, independent, good with my hands & big in the hug department....
Oh, and before we go any further, yes i do live all the way up here in Bonny Fundee, but my work takes me regularly down south to Londinium and beyond these sceptered isles
Stop me if you haven't heard this one before...
am requiring a sassy lady who knows what she wants and also how to go about getting it in an exciting, emphatic & flirtatiously outrageous way - love the cut and thrust of a girl who can tickle my funny bone - someone who can give as good as she gets - who's not afraid to laugh at herself (or me for that matter..!) an independent lady who loves life and a tall, dark and occasionally handsome man in her life... own teeth a must
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