Emcee (40) from West Yorkshire

Hello, here is my terrible profile, as someone said, "It's you, but without the best bits".


Me? I will stand up and be counted, but I am not a number.
I am like a diamond, sometimes I sparkle, sometimes dull.
Like a knife I can be sharp, if over used be blunt, I can always regain my sharpness.
Soft like duck down, hard like granite, happy like a pig in shit, sad like a lover spurned.
Overly serious, underlying humour, belly laughs, tongue-in-cheek.
A big softee, a pushover, loving, understanding, misunderstood, boring, dull, highly sexually charged, push the right buttons, turn each other on, see the sparks fly, feel the waves of passion….
Hard working, lazy, simplistic, hard to work out!
Would you want someone who is ‘easy’, beige, a pushover or someone with a bit of bite?

Wow look at that, I am a human being…..
You would need to spend a certain amount of time with me to even begin to gain the knowledge of what I am like. Should we judge a book by its cover? How long does it take for one to make up ones mind about another person? A minute, one date, 8hrs, 6 months? Who knows, remember, there are no rules, we are all different.
Some people are like cabbages in a field – you have to pull off the outer layers to get to the best bits and this isn’t done in 10 seconds.
Some people are rotten to the core, such is life.

Quote:
‘We did not create these desires for certain types of relationship or feelings – rather, they are created within us, from our genes and our evolutionary history and are shaped by our life experiences.’

Instead of trying to explain what I do like, maybe it would be easier to list what I can’t stand:

In no particular order:
Peppers
Anchovies
Winter in Britain
Dishonesty
Slugs
Ugh boots
People who throw rubbish in the street

What I'm not too keen on, but is acceptable:

People who write ‘lol’ at the end of every sentence.
Crap food
People who say ‘like’ after every, like, word…. (Unless you genuinely are, like, American)
Snails
Folk who give up too easily (I don’t)
Kids.

You will note two slightly different lists. some things can be changed, some can’t, sometimes you’ve just got to say “You is what you is”.

If you’ve got this far then hopefully I haven’t bored you to death with my ramblings, apart from the ‘Quote’ they are my words and thoughts.
If you send a message I will reply, If you send anything else I can’t reciprocate as I don’t have a paid membership so don’t know who has sent it.

Thankyou for reading. (I'm not that bad really)

:-)

Looking for a female partner, or a male/female friend if you are local to me.