davester77 (34) from Hampshire

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7ft tall strongman, holding Thors hammer, I shall smite thee all who dare...er...do, something.

In reality, dumpy and fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

What do I do, well, you ask, what do I do? By day, IT Repair guy, righting wrongs and bringing justice to those who smite the....sorry, wrong bit. I fix computers during the day and by night, asleep.

Hobbys? Well, being social I guess, you know, how can one not be social, here I am on a social networking dating site thingy being social and like when I go anyplace, where theres people, thats like social too! Lets just say ive got social down as a fine art!

I do drumming aswell, this is perhaps my only saving grace as a human being that I have a musical talent. My neighnours hate it tho, cant say I blame them, afterall, who wants to live next door to a drummer? Used to play live, be on stage, the lights! the glory! its all nonsense, while them guitarists are up front getting all the attention, im stuck at the back working my bloody socks off!

I pratice Archery too, and not a single fataility! In at least two weeks.

I do a spot of the old star gazing too, I could tell you where Mars is and say stuff like Saturn is over 850m miles away! But I get lost in department stores, I spent three weeks in Marks and Spencer, I camped out in the clothes rack and used to whisper, pick me! pick me! When someone walks past.

I like movies too, fun ones, sad ones, ssccccaaarrrryyyyy ones.

Use to have an addiction to laxatives, but im over that now. You should have seen it...

What can I offer? Well, ive been told by several sources I do the best hugs and snuggles, I wasnt aware there was a rating system in place for this, however im sure i'll score an 8 if its out of 10. Oddly enough I do care about peoples feelings and not really into sport as such, because, well, its boring, have you ever watched cricket? Its the only game I can think of that lasts like 5 days and when asked "Hows it going?" you'll get the reply "Its too early too tell."

Ideally, someone kind, big hearted and importantly, takes me for who I am, because I will do the same back.