Cunning linguist (40) from the West Midlands

About me

Well I thought this would be a good place to join in order to make some friends, but I didnt realise that it was a dating site till after I joined and not only does it NOT give any tips on cloning it doesnt infact have any information on genetic experimentation at all, so I'm sure you can imagine how shocked and dissapointed I was!

So as my initial aim isnt viable I'm just here to be nosey at the moment after a friend suggested I had a peek on here

I'm a single parent to two teenagers, work full time and then some and drink more tea than it would take to drowned an averaged sized elephant

My sense of humour is "unique" and isnt to many peoples tastes, so if you cant see why I would chuckle at women having "I like to eat out" on their profile then I'd get on your tits in ten seconds flat (and NOT in the good way either)

I'm pretty laid back, have a very positive outlook most of the time (even when I really shouldnt have infact lol), and cant be bothered stressing about things

I do some community service which entails painting over badgers stripes with black paint so meandouring drunks on the way home dont mistake them for oversized everton mints and choke to death

I try my best to stamp out world hunger, but the ungrateful afrioans keep sending my leftovers back complaining theyre all mouldy n stuff, but undeterred I might try first class post next time. Ever the optimist.....

And I would like to be the first human being to land on the sun, but obviously I'd go at night when its cooler coz I aint stooooooopid you know

About you

I'm really just here to have a nosey at the place, explore the message boards and hopefully just chat to some interesting, funny, intelligent and maybe even quick witted women with no aims or agendas past that really, as I believe proactively "looking" for someone is the worst way to find anyone even remotely compatible

Heck, I dont even buy into the concept of "dating" if I'm being honest as just meeting someone without all the pomp and circumstance that surrounds a "date" makes it far more likely you will get on even if its only platonically but without the pressure of the pass/fail aspect of a date if anyone can understand that?

Anyway, if you enjoy rambling varied conversation of any type and can tolerate a sometimes childish, sometimes smutty, sometimes dry and sarcastic, always UNpolitically correct sense of humour and talking with someone who can actually manage to think outside the box (or yours) then drop me a mail

Otherwise good luck with what you are searching for and heres hoping that its what you think it will be when you get it

Mike

Cunning linguist is 40 years old and lives in the West Midlands. He is single with two children. He's 5' 11" tall and of slim build. He's a smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities.

Level: 8 Membership level: 8/10