Complicated Disaster (39) from Buckinghamshire

I didn't know what to write here, so I asked my friends:

Alli said "He's this guy and he talks and stuff".
DJ said "You? Hmmmmmmmm. Gosh. Let me think".
Ang said "Using only adjectives?"
Tex said "Oh dear".
Rach said "Oo er".
Jackie said "er".

More usefully:

Michelle said "Fabulous!"
Violet said "Chris is a good bud, chatty and always listens".

Likes: Travel, Driving, Swimming, Diving, Table Tennis, Rugby, NFL, UFC, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star (Trek, Gate, Wars etc), Farscape, Discovery Channel, Adam and the Ants, No Doubt, Good Charlotte, Bowling for Soup, Green Day, Queen, Pink, Bif Naked, Hazel O'Connor, Madness, Subaru, Mail (1)...

Dislikes: Football, WWE, Eggs, Reality TV, Pop Idol etc, Mornings, Marmite, Ford, No Messages...

Gigs last year:
Good Charlotte
Reading Festival
The Police
Adam Ant
Sex Pistols
My Chemical Romance
Gogol Bordello

Gigs to come:
Dropkick Murphys
Electric 6
Reading Festival

What am I looking for? Hmmm. Well first and foremost someone like-minded to hang out with. My mates are scattered all over the country and those that do live locally all seem to have gone all coupley. Of course, if a relationship was to develop that would be no bad thing! Also looking for dive buddies...