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ChrisInDorset (54) from Dorset

About me

Ok so you have found me, well I guess you’re looking for a “real man”, a man who just loves his pipe and slippers, a real man who can watch footy and darts all day and above all has ample respect for his woman. Well that’s me…..a classic male. So a bit about me.
Do you know I have just purchased a new anorak, my first this year. It’s really lovely, red and black with a nice hood and a zip that works both ways wow. I just can’t wait to wear it. Probably wear it this Sunday when I indulge in my favorite activity Braithwaite Tank spotting. You know what they are…of course you do, there the wonderfully constructed steel tanks which can hold a verity of contents, you see them everywhere. I purchased a book from the manufacturer with all the serial numbers…it’s fascinating. Would you like to see it…I’m sure you would as you’re just a bloody woman. Oh I can tell, we are so made for each other.
On a personal note, I hate the sex thing; in fact before joining this site I thought it was a number between 5 and 7. It’s a dirty messy thing and I have to admit that I don’t really understand some members comments re sexual preferences, will research on the internet this evening as there is no football or darts on the TV. Oh I just can’t wait to meet you, perhaps you would like to join me this Sunday….you could hold my pencil while I climb up on the tanks to get their number.
Oh no….I have to stop writing this now because it’s time for my nap. It’s so important to take regular naps during the day and to be honest, writing this has made me a bit tired. Contact me and I will tell you all about my SatNav which I cal Lucy and is simply fantastic.
Anyway, take it easy dear and have a good think before replying because being a woman you will probably mess it up if you don’t have a think first.
See you soon
Chris

About you

So what about you? Well I don’t mind smokers, drinkers or even accountants. It does not matter that we do not have the same interests because half the fun of a new relationship is being introduced to new things and ideas. I’m not looking for a training partner just someone special in my life. Oh, and please have a SOH.
Thanks for reading my C.V and I wish you well. Take care

ChrisInDorset is 54 years old and lives in Dorset. He is divorced with no children. He's 5' 9" tall and of athletic build. He's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

Level: 2 Membership level: 2/10