A little bit about me.... through the day I work as a semi-retired mud-wrestler - when I'm not rolling around the ring with fellow mud-slingers then I'm training the next generation - my speciality is a half nelson combo with fries. At night I relax by singing carpenters songs backwards and drinking liver salts. But weekends are my favourite time, thats when I like to dress up as a smurf and go riding in shopping trolleys with my pet hamster, Smiffy. Oh, we have such a fun time..... meanwhile, back in the real world....
Congratulations! Not only did you get past the really dodgy photo but now you've moved past the mindless drivel set to separate the wheat from the chaff! Please rest assured that I do have my sensible head on now and the following are some facts about me (which seem boring in comparison to my fantasy life). I work in website/IT management (I'm by no means a geek, but I do have geek tendencies occasionally). I very much enjoy spending time with my friends and family. I do have a penchant for handbags (well guys, its either them or shoes) and I'm a recovering shopaholic - as in I'm recovering from my last jaunt in time for the next! What can I say? A girls gotta shop.
Appearance-wise, I'm about 5-7 with long dark hair and I guess I'd describe my figure as ruebenesque.
I don't tend to take myself too seriously - life's far too short - like you wouldn't have guessed already!
Well, I hope my profile has been to your reading pleasure. If I haven't at least interested you, then I hope I have entertained. Please feel free to email, wink, smile, whatever.....
Someone to make me laugh. A 'normal' bloke (read not insane). Someone who's not afraid of spiders, electricy pylons or pigeons. A nice chunk of a man who's not afraid to be himself - no game players.
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