Self-employed carpenter/preacher/cockle picker/semi-professional darts player, who is as happy watching the footy on the telly as eating toasted cheese sandwiches in bed.
I have most of my own teeth, hair, fingers and toes.
Anyone interested in darts,going to the bingo or watching the telly. My favourite program is TOWIE. I'm trying to lose a few stones, and I'm saving up so that I can have some botox, then I'm going to get on reality tv so that I can meet all my favourite reality stars.
I'm also interested in crop circles, lay lines and not being probed by aliens.
If I got on the telly, then I would be famous and girls would like me.
I have a large collection of spoons and spend hours polishing them. I don't like people sharing my spoons, though I don't mind them using one of my forks, so if I do invite you to my flat for tea, bring your own spoon. And a plate.
Bring some food too.
Since I met my present wife, I'm very happy. She's a smashing girl, who wears smashing clothes and smashing make-up. She's got more than five pairs of lovely shoes, knits and speaks French with a delightful Rhondda burr - in fact, she knits with a delightful Rhondda burr. Her cooking is fabulous, so no more beans on toast washed down with copious amounts of Newcastle Brown Ale and waking stiff, unhappy and damp on the sofa every morning with only next-doors cat for company for me any more.
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