BottomsUp (49) from North West London

About me

Voluptuous woman and proud of it seeks real man to appreciate me. In return you will be dating a real lady who you will be proud to be seen out and about with, and take to meet your friends and family. You may well be introduced to new experiences beyond your wildest dreams, and do things you have never done before.

I am always interested in everything but I especially like going to the theatre, cinema, good food, drinking red wine and beer, walking and swimming, live music, art and photography. Taking my clothes off to participate in Spencer Tunick photos, and visiting naturist beaches and clubs are also favourite activities. I want to try and get fitter this year so am thinking of taking up Ceroc dancing.

I cook for a living and work in a rough, tough environment where coarse language and lack of decorum are often considered normal and desirable characteristics. In my private life such talk and behaviour is left behind, except in certain situations where I decide that they might enhance the proceedings. However my love of good food is always evident and you could regularly be introduced to new dishes and flavour combinations you have never tasted the like of.

I have a very fertile imagination and like nothing better than indulge in role play and games. However the only games that will be played by us will be introduced by me, and are to be played together. I will decide the rules and it is expected that they are adhered to at all times without fail. Dressing up (or even disrobing if my mood dictates it) is another favourite pastime. As can be seen from my main photograph, (which shows me with some gifts from former lovers) I own a variety of fun accessories. Other favourites include stockings and suspenders, leather and animal print clothing, and high heels.

Did I say I have a great sense of humour? People I have met off this site on their own, and chatted to at meets all seem to think so. If you think you can cope with my eccentricity and don’t take all this nonsense I've written too seriously, come on what are you waiting for – you know what you have to do. What man in his right mind could resist me? You know you want to. Message me now!

About you

If you wish to be considered as a potential partner, there are two things you must understand.

I will not be ashamed to be seen out with you in public.

I will not be ashamed to have you meet my friends and family. As my sister has just joined me on this site, I may well ask her for a second opinion on your profile. Most important of all, I want to be proud when I take you to have tea with my dear old mum.

Therefore you will be expected to take a pride in your appearance and have high standards of personal hygiene. Unhealthy eating, heavy drinking and smoking are of course disgusting and deplorable activities and will not be tolerated at any time.

Received Pronunciation or BBC English is not required as regional accents are considered by me to be both interesting and a mark of individuality. However I would be very, very disappointed indeed if I heard blasphemous, coarse language used in my company. An ability to converse on a diverse range of topics is of course a plus.

You will be single and unattached, (not married, or "separated") and attracted to the potential delights and possibilities a monogamous long term relationship could bring. I demand that any thoughts of a casual fling, or one night stand should be abandoned right now!

If I accept your application I will expect you to call when you say you will, and be available whenever I wish to escort me to wherever I want to go. I am to be the one and only priority in your life. I could ask you to accompany me to dinner, eat fish and chips out of the paper on the beach, go for a country walk or visit a naturist health spa. A call to bring some Nurofen from the chemist is not beyond the realms of possibility, or I might want you to get a spider out of my bath! My mother is saying she needs her pond drained and cleared out. An adaptable gentleman who is not fazed by my requirements is essential. I might request your presence at very short notice, so it is essential that you live in London.

I will expect weekly presents. Expensive and frivolous are words that spring to mind as guidelines to what I might like. However monetary value might not be as important to me, as to the thought and imagination that have been put into these gifts. A bunch of hand-picked flowers will always put me in a good mood, and posh chocolates or a good bottle of red wine may well lead to activities that will make us both very happy.

Private messages of an obscene manner will be deleted and the author blocked from contacting me again. You will not write me messages of a sexual nature on MSN unless I give my explicit permission that you may do so. The same applies to telephone conversations and webcam interactions. Any transgressions will result in permanent disconnection. If I receive any more indecent pictures on my mobile phone, the gentlemen responsible will be more humiliated than they ever thought possible. These images will be posted with an identifying caption in my "Pit of Shame" public gallery, so that everyone can point and laugh. Be warned it is very possible to take a screen shot of a webcam image.

A BSc in English would be wonderful, although O-level standard written English will probably be of a sufficiently high standard to correspond with me. Of course it should go without saying although I will just make this clear, if I declare an interest in you, you will not interact with or message anyone else on this site or any other without my permission.

If I am interested in you I will want to meet very soon after you first make contact. You will turn up on time at the appointed meeting place - I will allow you to buy me a coffee and will give you one hour to impress me. I would like to warn you that if you have been lying about anything at all in your profile, or your photo isn't recent I will know. Any hopes you might have of further meetings with me will be dashed. However you will be treated politely and with respect at all times and will be notified of my thoughts as to whether you meet my requirements soon after.

BottomsUp is 49 years old and lives in North West London. She is single with no children. She's 5' 8" tall and of cuddly build. She's a non-smoker, who drinks occasionally. She is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities.

Level: 7 Membership level: 7/10