bimble (40) from Lancashire

I'm fun, hard working, generous (and so of course penniless).
I love cats (well, I just about tolerate them really), and currently have just one. At the grand old age of 35, I'm begining to feel resigned to the inevitability of spinsterhood, and am considering getting several cats to suit this image. I thought I might also culture a few warts for the end of my nose, for the same purpose. I desperately need someone to save me from this, imagine the smell in the house if I get too many cats! I'm also trying desperately hard to avoid saving old newspapers, cause I always feel that is a sure sign of advanced spinsterhood. Help me please...this could be worse than senility. Cackle...cackle...cackle

Someone with a sense of humour, a love of cats (or, at least be able to tolerate them too), and the ability to stop me from getting any more than 2 cats.
I like movies and hill walking, but I love white water rafting and holidays in the caribbean, and I would prefer a guy who shares these things.
Most importantly I'm looking for a guy with his own hair and teeth, minimal signs of encroaching senility, who wants a lady who needs a bit of looking after.