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bclancy (40) from West Yorkshire

About me

Hiya everyone!

Hmmmm.... Errrr..... Well.... TEDDY BEAR!! sorta... I'm a fun fella, Very big, 6'4" tall (and not a string bean, so potholeing is outta the question!, think rugby player) Have a slightly whacky sense of humour but not too bad lol! RIGHT!! time for the contradictions!! Hmmm, did I spell that right (answers in an e-mail please)

1) Enjoys going out (But likes to stay in)
2) Fun loving (but serious when ness)
3) Manly (but in touch with femine side)
4) BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

Okay, seriously (in a fun way obviously!) Nice, romantic, silly, soppy guy, looking for his nice, romantic, silly, soppy gal to hold his hand, give im a cuddle and share the good and the bad bits together.

Be warned tho! I'm the type that holds hands when walking down the high street, or even at tescos! (I saw you shudder when you read that!) I EVEN like to go clothes shopping with a girl (errr, but I like the pub, errm football, rugby, man stuff, beer etc) that probably shouda been number 5 on the contradictions list!!! (see above) N.B. Note to self: must buy dictonary!

I love cooking, tho still learning alot (Do a very good scratch made curry, but have yet to master the art of pastry lol!) I can clean as well as cook and am quite well house trained now (Think living on my own may have been an influence LOL!) but I still cant get the ruddy duvet cover on the duvet right (PLEASE TELL ME HOW! the situation is rapidly becoming more and more desprate and even Wilf has taken to sitting in the corner of the room and giggling openly at my attempts!!!)

I do tend to wear my heart on my sleeve and it's a big heart for the right girl (well would be I guess, I'm a big guy hehehehe) Just looking and hopeing beyond hope, that there is a nice lass, with a good sense of humour, a pretty smile, who can make me laugh even more than I do now and make me feel special again.

I am however, slightly faulty goods, as I have a bad leg ( due to many years as a biker, yes, yes, I fell off a few times! lol!) but do come complete with a selection of walking sticks and am currently available with a 35% discount!!! (I am now retired, due to said dogey leg! and do walk with a limp and use a walking stick, just thought I should say that to save any confusion! But otherwise in good working order, HONEST! PLUS I get to park on double yellows!!, free in car parks!! and often have reserved parking, always a bonus when taking a lass shopping lol!)

I have a strange addiction to chocolate with diet coke (it worrys me a bit as I'm sure thats a girly type addiction?????) I'm actually sat here eating a HUGE bar of Dairy Milk now and gussling diet coke as I write this!!! and my dog Wilf is addicted to Mini cheddars and Halfs of dark, brown mild! (I'm SURE thats what I should be addicted to????) You have been WARNED! hehehehe!

I enjoy the great outdoors, have many hobbies and intrests and although I know its good to have your own intrests too, be nice to find a girl who wants to share in some of them (and me in a few of hers too) tho this probably would not include knitting, reading 'womans own' or flower arranging hehehehehe!

Any prospective purchesers should be aware that I do like children and love animals (I have the most besterest dog in the world, called wilf! (you had probably worked that out by now hehe) and mix well with grown ups too. I live in a beautiful village with a waterfall, church and a fab pub and am blessed with many good freinds, but would really love to find that special gal to share it with. IF, IF, IF your silly enough to STILL be reading this dribble, be a daring, brave and mad person and mail me!!

Oh yes and the pics are recent, they were taken around the middle of july this year (I keep being asked that? Surely all the gray in my hair kinda gives the game away?) lol!

I think I need to add this, NOT, NOT, NOT here for 'encounters' 'casual sex' or 'cyber cam fun!' each to there own, but if thats your thing, PLEASE dont mail me, its just a waste of your time and mine! Thanks!

**** UPDATE ****

Well where do I start? OK the begining!

It all started in the Mid 90's with the then new 'care in the comunity scheme' (they have alot to answer for hehe) I was quite happy till the day the nice men in white coats came along and undid all the straps from my rather snug special jacket (it was way trendy, had lots of straps n buckles and REALLY LONG SLEEVES!) and said 'Be gone, unto the real world with you!':run: :banana: :banana: Frankly I was a little shocked and bewildered, but hey ho, I'd been asking for day release for years! Anyway, wont go into all the boring details and I'm sure you dont want to know about the 'flaming pasty incident' or some of my other 'escapades' hehehe! So here I am, in cyber datey world!! Met some lovely people and a few 'other people' too hehehehe, but im having a giggle, are you??? Anyway, back to the knitting, this bloody jumper is taking forever!! Bye for now x x x

**** UPDATE PLUS ****

YAY! Jumper is finished now! seem to have made the sleeves too long again tho! Oh well, its kinda comforting really ALSO: I have started a 'chocacokeaholic self awareness/support group! Anyone who suffers from cocoacaffine addictions is welcome, be brave, stand proud and say 'IM A CHOCOCOKEAHOLIC' (You will look and sound a pratt, but hey thats part of the cure, shame lol!) hehehehe!

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About you

Just looking for a nice, honest, funny gal with a pretty smile and a fab sense of humour

bclancy is 40 years old and lives in West Yorkshire. He is single with no children. He's 6' 4" tall and of heavy build. He's a smoker, who drinks occasionally. He is looking for dating and romance, friendship, hobbies and activities.

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