Well i consider myself to be genuine, honest, and quite presentable with more than one brain cell and a personality. Basically i have never grown up on the inside, have a wicked sense of humour, silly, caring, romantic on occasions, open, honest, tall enough to accommodate your high heels and open/close your kitchen window, nicely mannered, and tactile" is me inside out. Not sure if I am a great kisser, and without plastic surgery, a miracle or a broad imagination on your part, I will not be a dead ringer for Jonny Wilkinson, Robbie Williams, Brad Pitt or any other celebrity that you might like. I am confident without being arrogant. I have a very cheeky smile and i am quite bright and very sociable and have a good career, nice house and company car. I like to have my own hobbies outside a partner as people shouldn’t do everything with their partner. I dont have a good relationship with my ex but keep it amicable for my daughters sake and I would prefer to keep dealings with my ex-wife away from any new partner as I should be concentrating on the new love and not the old love.
I do wear jewellery but i dont overdo it...i never overcook anything. I don’t have any tattoos and I don’t do virtual gifts.....they are like Asda staff "Happy to help" God its just so tacky
Umm I can’t cook but always happy to try, love eating out, enjoy a drink and love markets, cinemas and anything fun. I am, quite mature and responsible but do slip up and revert back to being 10 years old again...and no i dont mean a school cap and short trousers (thats only at bank holidays and xmas) but I do like to have silly moments. I used to do a bit of ballroom and would love to teach you the waltz and rumba....a back garden, ghettoblaster and the full light of the moon is all we would need. Kissing is cool and the most expressive form of physical contact ever. God the list of things that i like is endless.
If you like DIY well I am hopeless at it but i can make the tea whilst you paint and i can run to B&Q for fresh supplies when you throw the tin of paint over me for saying 'you missed a bit' I love sport and would coax you gently in to trying different things and teach you the off-side rule of football if you dont already know it. I suffer from vertigo too despite countless bungee jumps and skydives...how weird is that
Well thats it I think, 7.5 out of 10 for effort I guess. Now all I can do is sit back and burn the midnight hour armed with endless cups of coffee and boxes of tescos doughnuts praying for some messages lol
Someone to enjoy familly life with, I love kids and act like one myself sometimes
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