baps63 (48) from Kent

OK here goes..

How would I describe myself, Curvacious.. Hey why can't us men use Curvacious I blame it on Greggs sausage Rolls myself they are so Delosh... I try to walk past but the sausage rolls scream at me.. Come in Paul we are fresh and hot just how you like it.. So I go in to get one when they scream at me, Paul buy two we are on special offer..

News Update..Have had to give up Greggs due to the expanding tummy but have found a new food thingy.. Jamie Olivers 30 minute meals, it hasn't helped the expanding tummy but I am loving tasting his recipes.. You never know maybe I can test one on you. x

I work in the Antiques trade buying and selling old tatty items, it is not as boring as it seems as each day can be different.. Getting up at 5am on a Sunday morning trudging around a dusty old field hunting for that Del Boy Watch or a rare chinese vase..Don't worry I wouldn't expect you to do it, I will pop back with the Sunday papers, bring you up a nice breakfast with a steamy hot cuppa and a cuddle..

Lived in France for 7 years now back in Sunny Kent..

If you have got this far then you have either lost the will to live or like what I have wrote.. Even if I am not what you are looking for I can be a good friend who can make you smile.. So drop me an e-mail xx
sOMEONE WHO IS THEMSELVES..