Yes, you’ve won a prize!
Readers Digestive, in association with Dark Horse Industries, is pleased to announce that your profile has been selected at random to win the prize of a date with A. Orta.
Not only that, but we are throwing in two tickets to an ‘all you can eat’ Bulgarian Baked Bean Buffet, so the two of you can really make the most of your evening together.
And there’s more…! All lucky prize winners get a copy of the autobiography of David Blunkett’s retired guidedog, Lucy. Titled ‘My life with Blunkett (10 years of Chum and cheap dog biscuits)’, these limited edition copies have been specially paw-printed by the author herself. Read how Blunkett fixed work permits for friends’ au pairs, but refused to waive quarantine for Lucy’s friend, Bruno, the Pyrenean mountain dog to visit her. (Note: This book has been translated from Woof into English by Dr Doolittle)
More about your prize:
A.Orta recently changed his name by deed pole to A. Orta, from Lord Quentin Trowel – well known friend and confidant of Orson (a celebrity to seasoned MSE visitors), who is a regular visitor to A. Orta’s family seat, Cove Castle.
Orta is fully house trained, a bit of a wiz in the kitchen, well travelled and has two marvellous daughters who reside with him, but are now too old to share the bath with dad, being late teens and early twenties.
There is no guarantee with this prize (that ran out year’s ago), but everything is in reasonable working order.
He is looking for a genuine, comparatively normal woman for a comparatively normal relationship (ladies under 40 years of age should seek their parents’ permission before applying, since A. Orta doesn’t want to be accused of cradle-snatching).
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