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aghaf9999
(35)
from Warwickshire 
About me
Thanks for dropping by.
It is really tough to know how to start these things off as it feels like I am talking to myself. I guess that it won't be the first time and certainly won't be the last :).
I'm a Birmingham-born chap, but I've lost the accent (along with my mind) many years ago. Sadly, the sense of humour lives on so be prepared for plenty of silly jokes and laughter.
I enjoy nothing more than a good chat, hence the reason my phone bill is growing at a faster rate than the national debt. Talking is important as you find out so much about a person. I believe in being straight, but am a tactile person. I have always wondered why liars prosper at the expense of those who are honest. A young lady told me one line that has kind of stayed with me: "The straightest trees are always the first to be cut down". If a person seems perfect they are usually hiding something.
I am a very sociable person, but I don't define sociable in terms of going out and getting drunk. What is wrong with going for a romantic walk in the park or by the beach? There is something wonderful about just watching the world as it is with that special person. It is also nice looking at market stalls and walking through areas you have never been to. Travelling is wonderful and I am fortunate enough to have spent a lot of time in America and have some wonderful friends there.
I've had a few dates but have been single for well over a year now. I have decided that it is about time I found myself a nice, affectionate lady. The bad news for me is that there sure are a lot of men on this site, lol. You ladies must be inundated with mail from all sorts of characters - literally. Don't rush off yet though as I am one of the good guys! I'm not here just to talk about sex; you can always be assured that I will be an absolute gentleman.
** Favourite quotes **
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
-- George Burns
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
-- Eric Morecambe
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
-- Drew Carey
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
-- Jack Benny
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer Simpson
About you
I seek a loving, affectionate and trustworthy lady. Someone whom I love talking to and can share lots of laughs and adventures with.
We all have emotional baggage but I'd prefer it if you hadn't broken up with your husband/boyfriend last week when you contact me. Please give yourself time to heal your broken heart.
Thanks for taking the time to read a little about me and what I seek. There is so much more to find out so why not get in touch?
aghaf9999
is 35 years old
and lives in Warwickshire.
He is
single with no children. He's 6' 0" tall
and
of average build.
He's a
non-smoker, who
never drinks. He is looking for
dating and romance, friendship.
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