kim1957uk    (51) from Nottinghamshire

5' tall (ie vertically challenged), Chinese with dark hair long enough to tuck in my knickers (if I was so inclined to do).

No children and never been married.

Awful sense of humour but a sharp wit. Intelligent and articulate. Great cook (references available!), lousy piano player but really mean at scrabble and trivial pursuit.

Love blues/jazz and most sorts of music apart from house, garage and C&W.

A true omnivore who will eat almost anything but liver, marmite or butter beans; have you noticed that every European country you visit makes it's own disgusting version of bean soup?

Can't stand football (rugby union is a proper man's game), snooker, pool or darts.

I prefer men without tattoos or strange piercings.

I did promise Santa that I would be a good girl for the whole of this year if he gave me the following for Christmas:

Male (this is non-negotiable; I know which side I bat for)
Single (preferably)
Intelligent (compulsory)
A sense of humour (self-deprecating preferred)
Tall (this is relative; I am 5' tall).
Blue eyes (a matching pair would be good)
A non-hairy back (or at least a willingness to get a back wax)
Chunky thighs (rugby players welcome)
Someone who doesn't mind me smoking (yes, I know it's a nasty anti-social habit)

Men who email me using "text speak" need not apply. Messages on here are not limited to 168 characters.

Photo available upon request.


*UPDATE 1* - OK, realism has set in. Male, warm and walking. Able to do joined up writing.

*UPDATE 2* - If any of you aren't sure what a "girlie geek" is, I'm the scary woman from hell who has a screwdriver in her hand and tinkers around with the innards of your computer.

*UPDATE 3* - If we get past the first or second date and I invite you for dinner at my place, DO NOT bring your computer with you and expect me to fix it for you whilst we are still on our first preprandial. Please have the decency to wait until I have finished serving dinner and have guzzled a couple of bottles of wine; you will find I am far more open to suggestions then.

*UPDATE 4* - If you are looking at my profile and are considering emailing me because you think you have found the stereotypical submissive Oriental who will worship the ground you walk upon, do your dirty washing, mend your computer and do unspeakable things to your body, don't bother.

*UPDATE 5* - If you are wondering why I have never married, my mother tells me it is manners to wait until asked.

*UPDATE 6* - New Year's Resolution - I will learn to play the bass guitar and alto saxophone this year.

*UPDATE 7* - For all of you who state in your profile that you are good looking, attractive, etc, DO NOT believe everything your mother tells you.

*UPDATE 8* - Time for a haircut after trailing it in the beer a couple of times recently. Decisions, decisions. Do I have six inches cut off or a couple of feet? Suggestions on a postcard in less than fifty words please. Thank you.

*UPDATE 9* - Had my hair cut. It's now about nine inches shorter.

*UPDATE 10* - Back from a week in Spain. Fabulous weather.

*UPDATE 11* - Off to the Bahamas for a week in September.

*UPDATE 12* - Back from the Bahamas. Wish I could have stayed longer.

*UPDATE 13* - I need a holiday! 

Male
Warm and walking
Ability to walk and chew gum at the same time. 

kim1957uk is 51 years old and lives in Nottinghamshire. She is single with no children. She's 5' 0" tall and of cuddly build. She's a smoker, who drinks occasionally. She is looking for dating and romance, friendship.

Level: 2 Trusted member: not yet! Joined on: 19-Feb-2003 Last logged in on: 15-Dec-2008 Last updated profile: 30-Jan-2008   Conversations with kim1957uk

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