Conversation The Common Room
Helper icon Helpers: Chris2mates , LLstill , PrincessFruitBat


About us


Midsummer's Eve is a free online dating community - based around friendship, real meetups, real people, and real relationships. We've been online since 1999 and have twice won Radio 2's Web Site of the Day award. So why not join us for free and join in the discussion?

Love it.

Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 11-Jul-2019 09:36 Message #4744529
Well, I've been saving some of these up, for the Christmas Cracker fest nearer Christmas Cracker time, but to aid the cause, I will make a donation now...

What are the best glasses for gardening?...


Weeding glasses...


...and if you all don't behave, there will be more to come...
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 11-Jul-2019 23:19 Message #4744652
Very good tumbleweed.
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 12-Jul-2019 07:15 Message #4744688
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

:)
Male
HotOrWot  Male  Lancashire 12-Jul-2019 10:45 Message #4744706
The day's humour. I look forward to it.
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 12-Jul-2019 10:49 Message #4744710
Raiding my Christmas cracker supply again...

What is a Belgian Actors favourite type of ham ?


... Jean Claude Crumbed Ham
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 12-Jul-2019 21:45 Message #4744817
ok..if you twist my arm...

What's it called when French people throw cheese at each other?...



..Fromage Affray.
Female
Aurora1962  Female  Tyne and Wear 14-Jul-2019 00:23 Message #4745009
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken...
Female
Andromeda  Female  Berkshire 14-Jul-2019 08:41 Message #4745017
If you are tempted to fight fire with fire.

Remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Female
KatieBubbles  Female  West Sussex 14-Jul-2019 17:36 Message #4745095
A lot of good posts today including the early jokes.
Male
HotOrWot  Male  Lancashire 14-Jul-2019 19:31 Message #4745103
I agree KatieBubbles.
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 14-Jul-2019 19:50 Message #4745105
Damn...mine were yesterday...

Back to the Christmas Cracker board...


What is a French persons favourite pudding?..


...Trifle tower
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 15-Jul-2019 15:53 Message #4745191
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 15-Jul-2019 15:57 Message #4745192
What is an actresses favourite pudding?...


.. Angelina Jelly
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 15-Jul-2019 16:01 Message #4745193
Phew it's not easy being a stand up at the Midsummer Fringe.

Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 15-Jul-2019 18:22 Message #4745206
I know...it's a tough audience...It would be easier doing it at the troll festival fringe...
Male
Templar2013  Male  South East London 15-Jul-2019 20:26 Message #4745215
Don’t mess with the midsummer massive.
Female
eurostar  Female  Merseyside 15-Jul-2019 20:38 Message #4745217
I was going to type the joke about butter but
I didn't want it spread



Lol lol
Female
KatieBubbles  Female  West Sussex 15-Jul-2019 22:44 Message #4745228
I can’t tell jokes but I can laugh at them.
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 16-Jul-2019 06:30 Message #4745237
What does coincidence mean?

Funny! I was about to ask you that.
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 16-Jul-2019 10:17 Message #4745251
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?...


..a can't opener..
Male
tumbleweed  Male  Gloucestershire 16-Jul-2019 10:21 Message #4745252
I was going to tell you the one about the flimsy piece of paper...


...but it's really tearable...
Female
RAACH84  Female  Buckinghamshire 16-Jul-2019 15:32 Message #4745275
Not as tearable as that joke tumbleweed hehehe.
Female
Aurora1962  Female  Tyne and Wear 16-Jul-2019 20:04 Message #4745292
What did the cheese say when he looked at himself in the mirror?

Halloumi :-D
Male
MrQuiet  Male  Northamptonshire 17-Jul-2019 05:58 Message #4745312
Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Male
badman  Male  Suffolk 17-Jul-2019 14:17 Message #4745362
I once went on a date with a girl who had her left eye missing.

She was a right looker.


Back to top  Back to top

Help with conversations Help with conversations »